So this is kind of a personal/business blog post. I just couldn’t let my readers miss out on a recent conversation I had. Just a few days ago, I talked to my lawyer friend “Brenda” (not her real name because I don’t need the lawsuit; but I know she will absolutely adore the pseudonym I chose for her
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Brenda falls into my close friends’ category who can always make me laugh. You never know what to expect to come out of her mouth, but you do know that it is going to be full of sass and humor.
Brenda is also the type of friend who falls into my “Never In A Million Years Will I Date This Girl” category. This sounds harsh but I know I fall into her “Never In A Billion Years Will I Date This Guy” category. We just have this understanding that it would never work out with us; and even it could work out, we wouldn’t want it to.
So, anyway Brenda finished law school a year ago and is now working for an out-of-state firm. Randomly I decided to call her Saturday and our conversation somehow moved to the six figure salary she is making.
She told me that she now has a minimum salary base that she expects from the guys she dates. This cracked me up. It’s already tough enough to pass through most girls’ check lists, but to have a salary requirement is too much.
I told her that I was going to blog about our conversation and she responded later by sending this text message:
“Blog this! If guys expect me to be a size 6 what’s wrong with me expecting 6 figures!”
Between my Oracle salary and the money I make from web consulting I informed her that I fell into her salary range. She said that I was an exception to her six figure salary rule—I need an eight figure salary, several large diamond mines, and to be a king over a large country for her to even consider me as a possibility!








June 14th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Paul, stop bragging about your salary..your head will get too big and my sister won’t marry you!! Though my hubby and kid has a big head, I guess you’d fit right in.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Cara- Thanks for calling a spade a spade. I don’t like to think of it as bragging as much as positive PR =)!
Plus, you should know that your sister also has a salary minimum for who she’s going to marry. Just ask if she would marry a water bottle delivery man. ~Paul W.
June 15th, 2007 at 9:24 am
This is what is wrong with the world. Paul, you are the poster boy for the things to say for those who are afriad of the “M” word…
June 15th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Tyler- I am not sure I understand your comment, but I’ll take it as a compliment. ~Paul W.
June 19th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Don’t be so quick to interpret blasts against you as a compliment. I like to read between the lines and Cara (though I really don’t know her) has given you approval to join her family. Now, you find a way to dodge the commitment of marriage once again. This “Brenda” is not asking much from you…
June 20th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Tyler- You have more faith in me than I do. I don’t see myself becoming king of a large country any time soon =).